Findings:

• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Just because it happened to you
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Because I say so
• Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm just a bill
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Just Say No to Dubs
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Happy Discover Card! er, ..I mean New Year!!
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I smile just because you exist
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• You mean, it's just sounds?
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Saying what you mean, meaning what you say.
• "Everything i say is a title, if you just write hard enough"–Tem42
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I married him because he was not mean
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• i'm just a girl
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I'm just sayin'.
• This is Just to Say
• Just Say Know
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Just Say No
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• Hey! Just say!
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I'm just guessing
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• just say the words
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Because I'm an adult
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• International doesn't mean foreign
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
• just because
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Not just a happy ending
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• Just say no to TV
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st

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