• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Your mother had a heart attack in the other room while you were masturbating
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I was once young and had a home
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I just had this thought of summer past
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Had I not seen the Sun
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• I had every intention of moving forward.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• You had better...!!!
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• I had been hungry all the years
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• The death of a man I had never known
• The seizure I had last night
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• Large enough I had to count it in stones
• Of course we had it tough
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• I Had No Right
• boss i wish you had told me
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• 57% of Americans think that Saddam Hussein had links to Al-Qaeda
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• A conversation I had with myself once
• We had silent conversations
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• My mistress had a little dog
• Best smoke I've ever had
• Death had the ultimate poker face
• We had to destroy the future in order to save it
• If I had a penis
• I had my balls shaved
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• The best I never had
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I had a really good time tonight
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• We have had enough of your beige
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• The sprehas had ponits and patles
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• if I had known then what I know now
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• If I Had Known
• a leg had bared itself
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• she had already found her party
• You had me at hello
• had a few
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Belshazzar Had a Letter
• If I Had a Hammer
• The Fun They Had
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• I Had Always Known
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• If I Had the World to Give
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• had better
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• Canon CAT
• Had Gadya
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I had a dream last night
• had
• If I Had $1000000
• The nuns had it coming
• I once had a cavity
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• I've had you here before
• I had a brother, once
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• What the Wizard had to say.
• These are the memories I never had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• you had to be there
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• If I only had a brain
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• They had been expecting me
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Allah Had No Son
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• Had Icarus a Parachute
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Questions I have had today
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• he had a dream
• You've never had it so good
• I Once Had Wings
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• When each had their own personal anthem
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• The best teacher I ever had
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed

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