• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• Jesus was a black man
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• I was going to marry Marty
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Jesus was a feminist
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• I married him because he was not mean
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Jesus I was evil
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Jesus was Mexican
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Jesus was a liberal
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• Jews for Jesus
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• The Jesus freak scare
• Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• American Jesus (user)
• The Jesus Lizard
• Getting Married
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• No shit, there I was
• That was a joke, son.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• There was an old lady
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• I was meant for this
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• Johnny Was
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• One hour there was sunlight
• I wish I was a fish
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• My hacked iPhone was better
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• Baby Jesus
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 6
• Jesus People
• Jesus of Nazareth
• Jesus is Lord
• How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• There was once a Man
• I was searching glass
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Even the moon was wrong
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Willie was a chemist
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• Aunt Peg
• back when our blood was still warm
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• She is and was
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• There was a baby in China
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Jesus and the Moneylenders
• Jesus is cut!
• Thanking Jesus for Victory
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• The Life Of Jesus
• What would Jesus buy?
• Global warming is a hoax and Jesus rode a dinosaur
• Married at Christmas
• I Married an Angel
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was a homeless bum
• if music were a woman
• This Was Your Life
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That Was The Year That Was
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• If God was willing to let it be
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• I was raised by the French government
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• If I was president
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• I Thought I Was A Child
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• 900 foot Jesus
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Jesus of Montreal
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• jesus t christ (user)
• No Jesus, No Peace
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• How the Devil Married Three Sisters
• If a Catholic wants to marry a non-Catholic
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• God was created in man's image
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• RIT was built sideways
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• Same as it Ever Was
• What the hell was she thinking?
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• I was addicted to parents
• boku wa toire
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• And in those days was armageddon
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• She always was devious in her beauty
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• How the Earth was destroyed
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• the signal was killed
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
• Jesus Christ Trigonal Planar

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