• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• Jesus was a black man
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Jesus was a feminist
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Jesus I was evil
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Jesus was Mexican
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Jesus was a liberal
• John Carpenter
• Jesus College, Oxford
• The Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
• Claymation Jesus (user)
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Jesus Castillo (user)
• the seven hills of Rome
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• being a kid was great
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• More than he was willing to give
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• This was my childhood
• The dot-com fallout: Was hype to blame?
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• There was a man and a woman
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• I was doing so well.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Petey Piper was a viper
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Mary Chapin Carpenter
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Jesus at half mast
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus. Part 2
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• Jesus Justus
• My meeting with Jesus
• tiny jesus is playing with mice behind an old can in your cupboard
• The Messiah Before Jesus
• Jesus He Knows Me
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• Na of Wa
• I was a Difficult Child
• I was in a commercial once
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• The Dog It Was That Died
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Michael was special
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• This was not my going away party
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• ale z was dziwki (user)
• Where I Was
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• that was quick (user)
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Jesus Jones
• Jesus: The Movie
• The Gospel According to Jesus Christ
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Jesus Handle
• Jesus, the Hero
• Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
• If Jesus Came Back Today
• Jesus College, Cambridge
• Jesus Just Left Chicago
• Kilroy was here
• The day I realized what being alive was
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Tomorrow I was
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Was it ever there?
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• Not what was said
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• Kristine Dunn was therefore butterscotch
• This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy!
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Your husband was a great man
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• The Ballad of Joking Jesus
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Purple Jesus (user)
• James Jesus Angleton
• Jesus and Pals
• Mrs. Jesus
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• Jesus in India
• No shit, there I was
• That was a joke, son.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why Socrates was really executed
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• I was unplanned
• Hitler Was A Vegetarian
• I was young and I needed the money
• When touch was simple
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The sloe was lost in flower
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• This node was made for you and me
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• At Least One Kitten was Obliterated
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Lou Carpenter
• Jesus stiff
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 3
• jesus stick
• Jesus in a freakin' push-up bra!
• Jesus III - The Judgement Day
• When Jesus Wept
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• jesus reigns (user)
• Jesus and the 2010 lunar eclipse
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• There was once a Man

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