Findings:

• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Jesus was a feminist
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Jesus I was evil
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Jesus was Mexican
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Jesus was a liberal
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• Jesus was a black man
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
• what once I was
• Jesus with long hair
• The Jesus and Mary Chain
• Jesus Franco
• The 3AM visit by Jesus
• Jesus Clone
• Jesus loves everyone except homosexuals and non-believers
• The Birth of Jesus
• Jesus pin
• The Jesus Machine
• wa
• Trompe
• The world was designed for giant squid
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That Was The Year That Was
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Day the World was about to End
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• His version was better
• that was Zen, this is Tao
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• MC 900 Foot Jesus
• Honest to Jesus
• If Jesus came to Earth now
• Screaming Purple Jesus
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• Jesus bolt
• Woman who anoints Jesus
• Jesus, Mary and Joseph
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ
• King of Truth and Our Savior, Jesus Christ
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• What the hell was she thinking?
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• I was addicted to parents
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• One hour there was sunlight
• I wish I was a fish
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• My hacked iPhone was better
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• There was a baby in China
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Jesus H. Christ
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• Jesus Loves Me
• Jesus is all I need
• All Hail the Power of Jesu's Name
• Loony Jesus (user)
• Jesus In Japan
• jesus freak (user)
• Deer Hunting with Jesus: Dispatches from America's Class War
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• I was sure it was her
• Where Once Life Was
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I was afraid of getting caught
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• Aunt Peg
• back when our blood was still warm
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• She is and was
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Petey Piper was a viper
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Jesus is Bob Hope
• Jesus Piece
• Vacuuming Jesus
• Jesus the Christ
• Saint Paulina of the Agonizing Heart of Jesus
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• In Jesus' own hand
• 'T was
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• It was more than perfect understanding
• My way of showing love was consumption
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The Day Earth Was Born
• The sky was green today
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• If I was beautiful like you
• If God was willing to let it be
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• I was raised by the French government
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• If I was president
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• I Thought I Was A Child
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Something was about to happen.
• Jesus Christ Superstar

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