Findings:

• Jesus loves everyone except homosexuals and non-believers
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Jesus loves everyone (except loiterers)
• The girl who everyone loved
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• i think i could love you
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Jesus Loves Torque
• The love of everyone’s life left everyone every morning
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• Everyone identifies with love and thunderstorms
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Loving someone else's wife
• everyone else is asleep
• Everyone else is doing it
• Jesus loves you
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Ways that I like to think of Jesus
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Everyone else (user)
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• I Think I Love You
• You think you're special
• Rocking slightly, reading the newspaper aloud to himself and everyone else on the bus
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Illinois cities that everyone else pronounces incorrectly
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Everyone in this conversation is in favor of universal love and transcendent joy.
• everyone needs an angry love story
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• Jesus Loves Me
• everyone I've loved knows your name
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• jesus loves hip hop (user)
• Jesus Loves the Little Children
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Love the One You're With
• I don't think I like love
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Jesus loves me, right?
• Jesus versus everyone
• love changes color, I think, over time
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• So you think you're on a roll?
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Presidents & Assholes
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• else
• Something Else Press
• Somebody Else's Problem
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Are we better than everything else?
• Someone else's toilet
• Pain is not negated by the presence of a greater pain somewhere else in the universe
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• What Everything does better than anything else
• How to say "else if"
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• Helping people cheat
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• Absolutely, to someone else
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• Smoking somebody else's marijuana gets you higher
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
• This is this. This is also something else.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• cuddled else
• Everything else is the same
• Anything Else
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• else (user)
• Somebody else's old throwaways
• Somewhere Else (e2poll)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Stranger in someone else's dream
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• Crazy Is Just Like Anything Else
• all living things must above all else have hope
• i am most interested in a deep understanding of the world. everything else follows.
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• The cloud is just someone else's computer
• everyone
• Everyone is an atheist
• everyone (user)
• Tell everyone
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The world breaks everyone
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Everyone is under surveillance!
• Fun for Everyone
• A Letter To Everyone
• Everyone is different
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• everyone is a doorway
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally

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