• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• the little friendship that never was
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Jesus was a feminist
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Jesus I was evil
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Jesus was Mexican
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Jesus was a liberal
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I was never broken
• The Messiah Before Jesus
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• Jesus was a black man
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Never underestimate the power of denial
• if i never saw you again
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• Why I've never been ice skating
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• letter I never sent
• The Night We Never Met
• Flowers Never Cry
• scars are souvenirs you never lose
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I never saw him again
• reticent, never smiles
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• That Was Then, This is Now
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Tomorrow I was
• Since Adam was a boy
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• There once was a girl named Irene
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Wenatchee, Washington
• Nu Wa
• There was a time before
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• She was free
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• As this was my generation's war
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Jesus and the Moneylenders
• Jesus is cut!
• Thanking Jesus for Victory
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• The Life Of Jesus
• What would Jesus buy?
• Global warming is a hoax and Jesus rode a dinosaur
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Tomorrow Never Dies
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I have never
• A watched pothead never tokes
• Why I never turn on my lightsaber
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• pills never leave scars
• The Music Never Stopped
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• Never node mistakes twice
• never judge a by a reading
• the future is a fascinating place, for we never arrive there
• It was all God's fault
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• being a kid was great
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why was my writeup nuked?
• Johnny Was
• I was addicted to parents
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• When she was bad
• He Was a Crook
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• Where I Was
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• She is and was
• Why was my poem nuked?
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• my great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• 900 foot Jesus
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Jesus of Montreal
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• jesus t christ (user)
• No Jesus, No Peace
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• network messiah
• I think that I shall never see
• Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• Names that should never be given to important files
• I never really thought about it
• Never Talk to Strangers
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• I've Never Been to Me
• Everything I Never Told You
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• never again is what you swore the time before
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• you have never been safe
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• Willie was a chemist
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• The state that almost was
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here

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