• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• A man and his own face
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Let's not, and say we did
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• the ideas contained within green wax paper, wrapped around roses
• A Frolic of his Own
• you assume it's possible to own ideas
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• To each his own religion
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• Jesus did not die on Cross
• Jesse, at the helm of his own fears
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• his own tongue (user)
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• no ideas but in things
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I did not say it would make sense
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• What did Jesus look like?
• Close, but no cigar
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• You say you love; but with a voice
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• In His Own Write
• Hot pursuit
• In His Own Image
• aware of his own mortality
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• History of His Own Time
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Left to His Own Devices
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• up his own arse
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• the ancient lattice closed to all but few, from the river before five hundred forty doors, enter Hall, enter Valgrind
• Jesus did not speak English
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• To Each His Own
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• old chestnut: all but two
• But I digress
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer

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