Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Jesus descending from heaven for the final battle in a solid gold flaming chariot pulled by the twelve apostles"

• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
• From Heaven High I Come
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Quorum of the Twelve Apostles
• Deer Hunting with Jesus: Dispatches from America's Class War
• The Twelve Apostles
• From Clee to heaven the beacon burns
• The 3AM visit by Jesus
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• From 'The Seven Dreams Of The Golden Unicorn' by Reynold Cosby
• Pulled By The Memory
• Pennies from Heaven
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• by heaven I charge thee, speak!
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part two
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• The Flail from Heaven
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• Fly From Heaven
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• Manna from heaven (superdoc)
• Manna from Heaven
• Pulled By Moonlight
• four by twelve
• Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
• The Heaven Dynamic: Leading by Example
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter XII- Excerpt from the 1992 World Insulting Championship Final in Brussels (Vassilyevich vs. White)
• Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part one
• What we mean by 'Jesus'
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• 20020220: Music from Final Fantasy
• Far from Heaven
• The pennies from Heaven drop through my soul
• Banned from Heaven since Birth
• From the Earth to the Moon: 25: Final Details
• Battle of Midway
• How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
• As bombs fell from the heavens
• Baby Jesus statue stolen from nativity
• Solid Gold
• pull the dna from my bones and add me to the database of ancestors
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• anything to mask these crimes from the eye of heaven
• A final farewell from the President of the United States
• the final battle between Megatron and Optimus Prime
• The Solid Gold Cadillac
• trial by wager of battle
• The twelve battles of Arthur
• The Final Battle
• Apostle Zarathud
• The Apostles' Creed
• the apostles
• Apostle
• Consummation of Thomas the Apostle
• The Apostles' Creed vs. Gnosticism
• Acts of the Apostles
• Apostle (user)
• Apostle spoon
• apostles creed in latin
• Paul the Apostle
• Apostles of Eris
• Battle Girl
• Battle of the Line
• Battle Room
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• Battle beasts
• Knowing is half the battle
• Battle of Bull Run
• Battle of the Alamo
• Battle of San Jacinto
• Battle of Lexington and Concord
• Battle of Chancellorsville
• Battle of Chickamauga
• Battle of Gettysburg
• Battle of Bannockburn
• Battle of Shiloh
• The Last Battle
• Battle of Fredericksburg
• The Butter Battle Book
• Battle of Adrianople
• Battle of the Wilderness
• Battle of Bunker Hill
• Battle Lode Runner
• The heat of battle
• The Battle of Evermore
• Gretchin in battles
• Battle of Stamford Bridge
• Battle of Trafalgar
• Battle of Mogadishu
• Battle of Britain
• Battle of Cannae
• Battle of Zama
• Battle Droid
• Battle of Hoth
• Battle of Thapsus
• Battle of the Bulge
• Cad Goddeu - The Battle of the Trees
• That kinda Star Trek emergency power/battle stations lighting sorta thing
• Richard of York gave battle in vain
• knowing is two-sevenths of the battle
• Martin Luther's Scheiss Battles
• main battle tank
• Battle of the Boyne
• Confederate Battle Flag
• The Confederate Battle Flag and the South Carolina Statehouse
• Pick your battles
• Battle of the Frontiers
• Battle of Tannenberg
• Battle Isle 2
• Battle of Shanghai
• Herkimer Battle Jitney
• The Face of Battle
• Battle School
• Battle of Dunkirk
• Battle of Hattin
• Battle of the Sexes, Epistolic Style
• Battle Athletes
• The Battle of Jericho
• Battle of the Sexes
• Battle of the Little Big Horn
• Battle Pope
• A battle for consciousness
• The Battle of Maldon
• Battle of Cable Street
• The Battle of Tel-El-Kebir
• Battle of Queenston Heights
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• Kathleen Battle
• Battle of Jutland
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• Battle of Crete
• Battle of Tukayyid
• Battle of Lepanto
• Battle of Monmouth
• The Battle at Beaumont Hamel
• The twelve mile limit
• Battle of Glorietta
• Battle of New Orleans
• The Battle of Tempest IV: Tango Base, Day 0
• Battle Cry of Freedom
• The Battle of the Seven Champions
• Battle Masters
• Seven Days Battles
• Sing, my Tongue, the Glorious Battle
• Battle Chess
• First Law of Battle
• Gimmick Battle Royal
• Battle of the Somme
• Iron Chef battles
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• Battle Faeries
• Emperor Battle for Dune
• The Battle of Ki-Rin's Shrine
• The Battle for Your Mind
• Battle Protocol
• Battle of Cold Harbor
• Air-Sea Battle
• Battles for Los Angeles
• The Battle for God
• Order of Battle
• Battle of the Atlantic
• First Battle of Bull Run
• The Three Pillars of Battle of the Island of Britain
• Ewoks: The Battle for Endor
• Battle of the Beanfield
• Battle of Blore Heath
• Battle of Isurava
• Battle of Crecy

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