• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I want you inside me
• Jesus Loves Me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• She only wants me for sex
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Sweet creeping zombie Jesus!
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
• How Do You Want Me?
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Let me dream if I want to
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• I Want You to Want Me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• You say you want to help me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Me and Jesus
• They Don't Want Me
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I want your hands on me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• You know you want me, baby!
• Jesus He Knows Me
• what I want and what is expected of me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I wanted you to want me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Jesus loves me, right?
• February wants me dead
• She only wants me for tech support
• They want me for a focus group!
• Send me downstream
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Give me a cookie!
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• byte me
• The cops and me
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• Riddle Me This, Batman
• What you do to me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• U READY 4 ME (user)
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Hand me that piano
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• me so cute (user)
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• Women only like me for my mind
• My backyard considers me
• The king is to me
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• She Blinded Me With Science
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• I want to live a life free of regrets
• Wanted: Supervillain minions
• Information wants to be deleted
• She Wanted to Leave
• For want of a nail
• Forget women - here's what men want
• I want to destroy the universe
• I Want You for US Army
• Jesus with long hair
• Need for Speed Most Wanted
• The Jesus and Mary Chain
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• Jesus Franco
• I just want to be a drummer
• The 3AM visit by Jesus
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• Jesus Clone
• I didn't want to know that
• Jesus loves everyone except homosexuals and non-believers
• The Birth of Jesus
• Jesus pin
• Jesus Camp
• Drug Me
• England Made Me
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Your secret's safe with me
• Everything got me fired!
• Don't Give Me Names
• What is wrong with me?
• Just don't expect me to understand
• What the rocks taught me
• Me, with the goddamn piccolo!
• Me Chinese
• Be gentle with me
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Let me set the record straight
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• If No One Will Love Me
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Catch You Catch Me
• Accept Me
• You Can Count on Me
• my midterm raped me
• where are you taking me : templeton 2
• OBAFGKM
• Don't leave me alone
• Halfway buried, lend me a hand
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• A crow shook down on me
• The whole world is lying to me
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• It's me (user)
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• loving me (user)
• skinny me (user)
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• he calls me girly (user)
• Things that make me feel feminine
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• thats me (user)
• simply me (user)
• a subtle flavor of me hiding
• Mom Needs Me For the Silliest Things
• Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent.
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• let me talk (user)
• Click me (user)
• Imagine Me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Feed Me
• I don't want to die
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• M.A.S.H.: how to play and why you'd want to
• Kompressor want to get with You
• You want some more?
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have

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