And the Jar Jar gazed down from the glorius sliver mountain face upon those wedged between the folding comfy chairs and spake thusly: "And meesa so loved those whosa believed the great torrent of promotional advice that theysa not perish, but buy Episode 1 on VHS"

Heyo-dalee: For Meesa so loven da world, oya mooie mooie, meesa given his only begotten Son, dat whosoever believet in him should not peerist, but haven him eveerlasten life. Peeeee yu!