Jan Crouch

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(person) by SheThing (5.2 y) (print)   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri May 05 2000 at 18:27:51
Matriarch and wealthy co-founder of the Trinity Broadcasting Network, yet another channel devoted to saving one's soul while simultaneously emptying one's pockets.

Jan's toilet cozy wardrobe, pink wig collection and hideous make-up application have indeed made her a hit with the octogenarian set.

She is famous for enriching the lives of Christian women everywhere by holding powerful seminars like: "Christian Liposuction," which included a moving speech by Jan's own cosmetic surgeon in 1999.

At a TBN prayer rally in Tacoma, WA in 1989, Jan told the audience that as a child, she and her younger sister brought their dead pet chicken back from the dead by anointing it with cooking oil and praying over it on a kitchen table.

I wish it wasn't true but it is, I was in the audience.
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