Findings:

• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I love you but I have to let you go
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• No, but I'll have a beer
• It's better to have loved and lost
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You, standing
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Knots I have known and loved
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• I have always hated begonias
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• On love and hate
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• institutions have lives of their own
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• love is such a more sustainable energy to draw from than hate
• Love To Hate You
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• I have no faith in your God
• Justice and piety have vanished
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• Contributions to the Semantics of Hate and Love
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Love Is The New Hate
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Sally guests I have known
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I have no hair
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• The geometry of Love and Hate
• Why I love (and why many hate) minimal techno
• The story of Jacob, Esau, God, and a luckily misplaced rock
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Love against the backdrop of hate
• There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
• Somewhere between love and hate
• Love it or hate it
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• hate / love (user)
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• She's Gotta Have It
• What have you
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Front porch, what should have been said
• You have a big finger
• Have you tried rebooting?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• The tattoo phenomenon
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Baptist jokes
• I have a dream
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• But can a robot love.
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• Love/Hate
• The fine line between love and hate
• Love and Hate
• love/hate relationship
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Love and hate are not opposites
• love the drinker hate the drunk
• Songs of Love and Hate
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• Have Blue (user)
• have
• this hate we could call love
• Hate the sin, love the sinner
• Have a nice day
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• Have you found Jesus?
• We Have Explosive
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits

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