• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• You Won't Be Mine
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Hot pursuit
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono
• Why Ron Paul won't be president
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• I won't raise my children to kill your children.
• Overpopulation won't be a problem
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Won't you be my neighbor?
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Why I won't be at commencement
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Your dog might be evil...
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• be cool
• A little child could never kill this clean
• I killed a pigeon
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Solving a maze
• That which does not kill me...
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• The Kills
• kill me now (user)
• kill whitey
• Clowns will kill you and drink your blood
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• The Government Won't Protect You!
• eternity would be boring
• The best kind of bartender
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• not as funny as it used to be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A whimper would be fine
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Be appropriate
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• How to be a good evil villain
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Two Shall Be Born
• What can be better than that?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• Lest ye be a blasted hypocrite
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• kill -XCPU
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• Who Killed the Jews?
• I killed my dog and broke my own heart
• tether kill switch
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Kill Bill: Volume 1
• Kill Husband: Comparing Marge Piercy and Kate Chopin
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Let's Kill Hitler
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• TRAIN WON'T STOP
• the world will be remade in our image
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• far be it from me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• We could all be blind
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Things every child should be taught
• B&E
• Information wants to be deleted
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I Might Be Wrong
• Work hard and be nice
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• To be noble in an average life
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• There will never be another you
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• A dying playground can be Eden
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Work hard. Be strong.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• painting stars that have come to be
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I think I killed it
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Who Killed Euronymous?
• The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
• Dressed to Kill
• kill Drakey (user)
• She says kill. I say how many.
• Saint Nicotine (user)
• Why a classless society won't work
• Can't cook, won't cook
• you wont win (user)
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games

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