Findings:
- It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Zella Saves the Prince
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- The Everything People Registry : Canada : Prince Edward Island
- My Name Is Prince
- Prince Sixte of Bourbon-Parma
- Prince Albert, Can Optional: A Noder Invades the Old Country on Ridiculously Short Notice
- We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
- Please Save My Earth
- Satan shoots and... Jesus Saves!
- marginal propensity to save
- $50 will save your life
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- Storm a castle, save a princess
- open secret
- Secret Samadhi
- JLA Secret Files and Origins #2
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- he held secret conversations with statues
- Body of Secrets
- secret ballot
- "It's Mother!"
- United States Secret Service
- E2 Secret Santa 2005! (document)
- A family is only as sick as its secrets.
- Secret Vampire
- The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Good from far, but far from good
- Straight but not Narrow
- Yard Butt
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Cryptic, but I'll take it
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- High school can kill you
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- Everything but the kitchen sink
- Droopy Butt Begone!
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
- Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
- But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
- but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
- I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Starve, but not for the glory of inner gods of determination
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 13
- Lucky Starr and the Pirates of the Asteroids
- Medicine Cabinet Pirate
- Pirates of the Spanish Main
- Pericles Prince of Tyre II.iv
- Pericles Prince of Tyre IV.vi
- Ottomar Rodolphe Vlad Dracula Prince Kretzulesco
- Prince William County, Virginia
- The Prince : Chapter 14
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- princed (user)
- save face
- Save keys to open doors
- Never rely on an Artificial Intelligence to save you from fiery death
- glove save
- Victoria's Secret
- Secret Ingredient
- Secret Gospel of Mark
- secret crush
- Tabitha's Secret
- How to link to one writeup
- The Secret Connections Between Harry Potter and Star Wars
- The Nest of the Missel Thrush
- The Secret Silver-Dollar Hoard of Aristotle Gaskin
- Secret Message
- Secret Confusions
- Einstein wasn't religious
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
- I love you but I have to let you go
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- The operation succeeded but the patient died
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- beautiful & sad but i know you already
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- but what's the moral of the story?
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 2
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- Brown Sugar Pirates
- pirate bitch (user)
- Prince Paul
- Evil Jungle Prince
- The Wicked Prince
- Prince of Swords
- Prince Shotoku
- Foreign Prince
- Prince Fielder
- Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
- Shows from which I save the stubs
- Ship Arriving too Late to Save a Drowning Witch
- How female ejaculation saved my life
- Save Me
- ideas that will save world
- We saved a pigeon
- Secret identity
- Secret of Evermore
- The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
- Secret Memorandum to President Franklin D. Roosevelt Concerning the Los Angeles Air Raid
- Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
- It's a secret to everyone
- Neiboku's Secret Library
- E2 Secret Santa 2002
- Winter Hymn Country Hymn Secret Hymn
- The secret marriage
- Keeping secrets is harder than taking lives
- Lipstick Traces, A Secret History of the Twentieth Century
- What I dreamt while I wasn't censoring
- butt naked
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- It hasn't been so long, but
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- It's light but hard to carry
- I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
- If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- The gruff but lovable Gus
- troubling but tasty
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- scarred but sexy (user)
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- asif butt (user)
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- Damsel in Distress : Chapter 23
- Instant Wet Pirate Pants
- The pirate Mundaca
- Pirate Galaxy
- Prince Vladimir
- Prince Joachim
- Prince Rabadash
- Crown prince
- Louis II de Bourbon, 4th prince de Condé
- The Excellent and Most Lamentable Text Adventure of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
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