Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It was the secret coal-door kick and was as good as a key to the front door."

• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Food was purer in the good old days
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• If I was a good person
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• A knock there was upon the door
• The door was closed
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Kilroy was here
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• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
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• I once was a clueless young noder
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
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• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
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• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• Lando was supposed to die
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
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• How was your trip to London, Dan?
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• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
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• And the sky was made of amethysts
• The world was designed for giant squid
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• What was the question?
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• I was into them after they were hip
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• being a kid was great
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Jesus was Mexican
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• RSA Secret Key Challenge
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• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• the seven hills of Rome
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Why I was convinced I would die young
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• my only pin-up was Pelé
• The secrets of being a good drug dealer
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• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• It was you, Atthis
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
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• It was not a dream
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• I was looking for you
• Back when grunge was still cool
• God was created in man's image
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Concrete, Washington
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Save keys to open doors
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was promised flying cars
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• There was a rose that faded young
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
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• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Why Socrates was really executed
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
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• Is And Is Not As It Was
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• The Walrus was Paul
• Descartes was wrong
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• No shit, there I was
• Was (Not Was)
• Music was better in the old days
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• That was a joke, son.
• It was a dark and stormy night
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Man was created in God's image
• There was once a Man
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• It was all God's fault
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I was going to marry Marty
• I was searching glass
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• right outside the front door, where in January snowdrops will bloom

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