Findings:

• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• What science fiction says about the technology of its time
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Tell me a story about flowers
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me about my contradictions
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Tell me a story about cranes
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Before you, there was me
• It's Time for Me to Die
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• Tell me a story about trains
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Next time you leave me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• They are telling me it is time to go
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me about your faith
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about brains
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about rains
• It was always about words
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• It's about damn time
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• This node was made for you and me
• man when you are telling me how it was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The time my father caught me having sex
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• this nodeshell reminds me of a time long past
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Tell me about your secret places
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Attitudes about sexuality in Sumer vs. America
• O tell me the truth about love
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• The Day the World was about to End
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell me a story about drains
• Don't tell me about her
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Tell me a story about mains
• Ask me about Loom
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
• Something was about to happen.
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• show me what the world is all about
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• What a Shame About Me
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I was a homeless bum
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Don't talk about me behind my back

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