Findings:
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- I never thought it would be like this
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Be something... be anything other than this
- Where's the kaboom?
- The teachers thought I was insane
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- On the comet there will be much pie
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- Dumb laws
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- I Thought My Father Was God
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Life without music would be a mistake
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- That I Would Be Good
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- I thought that the tree would fall
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- The Man Who Would Be King
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- It is better to be thought a fool
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- Much More than a Soup!
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- Mind without body
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- I can do much better than this
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- more sure of all I thought was true
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
- We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- That would be me
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- play dumb
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Rebeca Martinez
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- it would be hilarious if only
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- Where would America be without Canada?
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Heavier Than Heaven
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- heavier than lovers lie
- More than he was willing to give
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- eternity would be boring
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- If God was willing to let it be
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I never thought I would node this
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- Just to see what it would be like
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- A whimper would be fine
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Much better than a piss test
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- I Thought I Was A Child
- The best kind of bartender
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- It was more than perfect understanding
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The Ten Commandments revised
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- What can be better than that?
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- Unfortunately, there was no applause
- how to be a friend
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
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