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• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I never thought it would be like this
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Where's the kaboom?
• The teachers thought I was insane
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• On the comet there will be much pie
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Dumb laws
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• I Thought My Father Was God
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• I thought that the tree would fall
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• The Man Who Would Be King
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• It is better to be thought a fool
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Much More than a Soup!
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Mind without body
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I can do much better than this
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• That would be me
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• play dumb
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Rebeca Martinez
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• it would be hilarious if only
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Heavier Than Heaven
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• heavier than lovers lie
• More than he was willing to give
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• eternity would be boring
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If God was willing to let it be
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I never thought I would node this
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• A whimper would be fine
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Much better than a piss test
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I Thought I Was A Child
• The best kind of bartender
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• It was more than perfect understanding
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• What can be better than that?
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• how to be a friend
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?

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