• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• he that is not with me is against me
• He has redefined me, again and again
• I was me before being me was cool.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He that is not with me is against me.
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He called me Sarah once
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He taught me how to smoke
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• He Hate Me
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Before you, there was me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• He brings me books like flowers
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• he calls me monster
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• he calls me girly (user)
• The day he gave me a lift
• Jesus He Knows Me
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• At least he was gentle
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• It's Time for Me to Die
• this nodeshell reminds me of a time long past
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The time my father caught me having sex
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I married him because he was not mean
• This node was made for you and me
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The first time I knew I was different
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Next time you leave me
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Before Me
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I was a homeless bum
• Before Time Was
• There was a time before
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• There was no one waiting for me...
• They are telling me it is time to go
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Here's my number, call me
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• sk8rbabe gtta luv me (user)
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• Desire Me (user)
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?

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