• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• When I Woke
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I was your age
• When I was 9
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When I was ten years old
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I woke up in occupied America.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When you wake up feeling old
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• I woke up
• When I Was a Boy
• When I was young
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• November 4, 1995
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• 'just woke up' voice
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• What I want to be when I grow up
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When touch was simple
• When I Was Cruel
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When I Was A Baby
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When I was Fair and Young
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When Renny wakes up
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• back when our blood was still warm
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• and then I woke up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• It was not death, for I stood up
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When We Grow Up
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When I was five
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When I Grow Up
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When she was bad
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was a Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When I Was a Babe
• Her hair, tangled
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When your mind races, who wins?
• Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• When Irish eyes are smiling
• When words mean too much
• The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
• Who what when where why & how
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• When Clients Attack
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Iko's Ditch
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• up quark
• When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
• Up Your Ass
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Surf's Up
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Dummy up
• When shall I be free?
• Jump Up! Records
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• strung up
• When I would muse in boyhood
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• When the lion feeds
• One up
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• You Fucked Up!
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• hard up
• And When She Sings
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• when you walk with death
• Curl Up and Dye
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Up the creek without an application
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Up on the roof

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