Findings:
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I was adored once too
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- She was too beautiful to be human
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- I was alone for too long
- The beggar who was too rich for my money
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- In unlit streets, running wild in the dark, creatures of the Void are seeking what was lost
- Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
- It was a dark and stormy night
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- That was a joke, son.
- Was (Not Was)
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- I once was a clueless young noder
- was
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Is And Is Not As It Was
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- When I was your age
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- Lando was supposed to die
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- i wonder if that was meant to console
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- That Was Then, This is Now
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- the seven hills of Rome
- The world was designed for giant squid
- God was created in man's image
- Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
- being a kid was great
- I was a homeless bum
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- In the Beginning was the Command Line
- Leather-bound organizer
- Her name was Natalie
- Jesus was a black man
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- On the cost of First Class postage
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- The Walrus was Paul
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- It was you, Atthis
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- Cybersex before it was cool
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- I was aghast, yet intrigued
- I was searching glass
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- Man was created in God's image
- Concrete, Washington
- What was the question?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- I was promised flying cars
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- I was never any good at maths at school
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- Why Socrates was really executed
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- There was a time when I was a better person
- Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- Jesus was Mexican
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- What was left after the party
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- Conrad's dirigible was tipping
- Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- if music were a woman
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- It was more than perfect understanding
- That Was The Week That Was
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Descartes was wrong
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Kilroy was here
- wa
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- No shit, there I was
- Vancouver, Washington
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- Trompe
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- Music was better in the old days
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- There was once a Man
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- The day I realized what being alive was
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- It was not a dream
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- Back when grunge was still cool
- I was going to marry Marty
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- It was all God's fault
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I was looking for you
- There was a young lady of Riga
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- 'T was
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- There was a rose that faded young
- I was into them after they were hip
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
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