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• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• It was a dark and stormy night
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I was adored once too
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• Vancouver, Washington
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• It was more than perfect understanding
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The Day Earth Was Born
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• Cain was the first technologist
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• more sure of all I thought was true
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I was your age
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Leather bound organizer
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• I was burgled
• Jesus was a feminist
• I was addicted to parents
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• One hour there was sunlight
• Was There a Time
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I was a teenage Overlord
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• just because it was an accident, doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• What was left after the party
• She was locked in time
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• When I Was a Lad
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• I married him because he was not mean
• Johnny was a parachuter
• The state that almost was
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• The rest was not perfected
• The Day the World was about to End
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Was Gandhi a racist?
• It was all God's fault
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Hitler was an artist
• If I was beautiful like you
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• I was raised by the French government
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The room was hot
• How the Earth was destroyed
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• the signal was killed
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• What if architecture was like web design?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And in those days was armageddon
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I wish I was a fish
• The beginning was the end
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I was monied and I needed the youth
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Descartes was wrong
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Before Time Was
• I was a father for a few days
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Judi Bari
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• I Thought I Was A Child
• the little friendship that never was
• And Pharoah's heart was hardened
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
• There Was No Leak
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• Was (Not Was)
• That was a joke, son.
• It was not a dream
• I was into them after they were hip
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was I born to play?
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• At least he was gentle

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