Findings:
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- At least he was gentle
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- For a moment he smiled
- More than he was willing to give
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I married him because he was not mean
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- All he left her was alone
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He Was a Crook
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
- He has redefined me, again and again
- He lives in my soul
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- I was looking for you
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Conrad's dirigible was tipping
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- It was all I could do not to cry
- I was in a commercial once
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- If a black hole were created on Earth
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
- The night was alive, and so was I
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- The Man Who Was Thursday
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Jungle Wa Itsumo Hare Nochi Guu
- There was a time before
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- When I Was a Babe
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- Counties Won by H. Ross Perot in the 1992 US Presidential Election
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- He Who Knows Everything
- The Walrus was Paul
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- I was a homeless bum
- That Was The Week That Was
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- I came, I saw and was undone
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
- I was never broken
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- If 6 Was 9
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- And in those days was armageddon
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- Alice's body art was unique
- ale z was dziwki (user)
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
- Your husband was a great man
- Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
- Petey Piper was a viper
- I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
- Baseball Chronicles II: October 14th, 1992
- Even my faults he adores
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- So, he's leaving
- "Shut up," he explained
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- HES 4 Game Multi-cart
- the word eat he
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Maybe He's A Christian
- He Touched My Shoulder: Bus Ride to Degradation
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- Man was created in God's image
- God was created in man's image
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- RIT was built sideways
- I was unplanned
- I was meant for this
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- I Was A Cow
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- Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
- Hitler was a Rothschild
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- Now that was a scary ending
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
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- Subhanahu wa ta'ala
- Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
- seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
- 1992 US Presidential Election
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- He flops over and bonks his head
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
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