• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Sucks to be you
• Bait al-Hikmah
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I should be able to remember your face
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Be gentle with me
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• lost, or trying to be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Goops and How to be Them
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• I used to be racist
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• The Lines That Used To Be
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Knowledge can never be certain
• I used to be a carpenter
• We can be heroes
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Don't Be Evil
• Be Still
• needto be (user)
• Always Be My Baby
• How to request that your writeup be deleted
• They will not be named!
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Your god might be evil....
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• we can all just be around other people
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• life sucks
• Why the Bible sucks
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• you suck (user)
• pogue bait
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• How to be invisible
• the powers that be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Still to Be Neat
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• So you wanna be a hacker
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• you have to be kidding
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Want to be a werewolf
• We never asked to be babysitters
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• To be Carved on a Stone at Thoor Ballylee
• Choosing to be gay
• There need to be more powers
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Not to Be Confused with Taco Bell
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• How to be a terrible customer
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• When shall I be free?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Beware! This might be reality!
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• gods we may be
• I will be your young sinner
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Just Be
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• Throw aside your holiday crutches, and BE HEALED!
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• Toad Suck Daze
• College sucked for me too
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Be Here Now
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• All that I am and ever want to be
• May the Force be with you
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Farmer's Market
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Trying to be friends
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• Chalant should be a word!
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• That'll Be the Day
• Be My God
• Don't be an IM phantom
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• How to Be Alone
• Or at least it used to be
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Why Luggage shouldn't be of a dull colour
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• There Will Be Blood
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• I will be light
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• I used to be bulimic
• May the Fourth be with you
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• seasons suck haiku
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• Brad Sucks
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• bait and switch
• Not to be taken internally
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• good reasons to be content
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Note to self: be nice
• I fall asleep to be with you
• Beggars can't be choosers
• Let's just be friends
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• On the comet there will be much pie

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