• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• That would be me
• Let me be your fantasy
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• College sucked for me too
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Sucks to be you
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• far be it from me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• OBAFGKM
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Be gentle with me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• If your wish be to close me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Look siad me Be like me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Free to Be, You and Me
• talk to me not the computer
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• What is wrong with me?
• Forget Me Not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• emote me
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• the african violet you gave me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• /me misses sensei
• A Little Noder Follows Me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Rock Me Amadeus
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Let Me Fish Off Cape St. Mary's
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• read to me
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• You can see right through me
• Will I be given that chance?
• Je te tiens, tu me tiens, par la barbichette
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Show Me Love
• Be honest with yourself
• Hold me
• Be Prepared
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Be human
• smell me (user)
• There needs to be a man page for females
• talk me (user)
• Mind without body
• Sweet Dreams (You & Me)
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• let me ask (user)
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• Greyhound, carry me home
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• It's going to be fine
• the trust I place in you is still in me
• Be As You Are
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Feed Me
• I will be in my trailer!
• Why Linux sucks
• Your mother sucks cocks in hell
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• The ground sucks the warmth from my bare and blistered feet
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• You used to be a substantial woman
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• don t ' evr be my sandjinnaemon
• be's
• She could be a businesswoman
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Much like what music wants to be
• What Me Worry (user)
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• You're not the boss of me
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Feigning smiles for me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Fuck me
• Lick me out
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I thought you loved me
• And It Stoned Me
• Je me souviens
• The thought that kept me awake
• Jesus Loves Me
• Me and My Egg Roll
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• You Say You Don't Love Me

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