Findings:

• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• No one can be totally logical
• This node should be filled with waka!
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• There can be only one
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I should be able to remember your face
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Should high school be mandatory?
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• It should not be this complicated
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Children should be seen and not heard
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Automobile tire pressure
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• stupidity should be painful
• Farmers' Market
• Should I be sorry?
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Food should not be luminous
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Funerals should be a celebration
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• why you should never be a referee
• You Should Be Sober
• No one can be in two places at once
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• titles should be approached laterally
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Why you should not be mean
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• One should not marry such a maiden
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• This node should be filled with renga!
• One should expect as much from a machine
• Things one should do while naked
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Be a model or just look like one
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Things every child should be taught
• Laundry should be free
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• AI should be our top priority.
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• What is and what should never be
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• No threat should be taken lightly
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Chalant should be a word!
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Rebeca Martinez
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Why should we be moral?
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• How Should A Person Be?
• Should I be happy?
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Alien and Sedition Acts
• Archetypes of Alien Species
• Alien Nation
• Alien Storm
• Super Alien Probotector
• Alien Lanes
• Alien Soldier
• Alien Registration Act of 1940
• Huge Space Alien Crack House
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• Alien registration in Japan
• The alien zombies are coming. I can feel it in my bones.
• Alien vs. Predator on a Plane: Miami
• Alien egotism stamps on your breakfast
• undocumented alien
• Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
• Alien Loves Predator
• Aliens in the Mind
• aliens of the deep
• super mutant morph ranger alien killer commando ninja death troopers

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