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• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Back when our blood was still warm
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• Some things just fall out of favor
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Her hair, tangled
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Back when grunge was still cool
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• So the sheep will push back
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• the day the power went out and never came back on
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Ways of going out in cricket
• Coming out of the closet and running back in
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I lent you my favorite dictionary. It came back with ripped out pages.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• I remember when all this was trees
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• It hasn't been so long, but
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• After the flood all the colors came out
• Big Day Out 2003
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• When I went back in time to kill you
• There's a yellow brick road that we follow back home
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• The Big Day Out
• Big Day Out 2001
• pull out all the stops
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Our music is in place of breadcrumbs to find our way back
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The strangeness of seeing another car on a late night back road
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• Big Day Out 2002
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Back Street Soccer
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• When the jungle took the city back
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• car back seat
• All you ever did was let it happen
• She threw out all my letters
• Back There
• The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
• We are using the machines to steal it all back again
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards

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