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• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• No one can be in two places at once
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Knowledge can never be certain
• We can be heroes
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• You Can Count on Me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Please Kill Me
• murder can be fun
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• No one can be totally logical
• Pleased to Meet Me
• That would be me
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• OBAFGKM
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• marry me and you'll be safe
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• The Emergency Services called me back
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• What a kiss can be
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Can you show me?
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Surgeons must be very careful
• We Can Be Together
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The radios are talking to me again
• Someone please kill me
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Valour can be brown
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Please, Call me Honky
• please let me in (user)
• something terrible comes over me
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• Please help me!
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• TV can be a good thing
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• Nothing can stop me now
• Though you can tell me
• Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Can we still be friends?
• Exes can be good things
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Be something... be anything other than this
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Let me be your fantasy
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Please do not bring me flowers
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Give me something worth reading
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Can You Take Me Back
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• This poem can be put off no longer
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• It can be cold in the dark
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• something please (user)
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Beggars CAN be choosers

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