Findings:
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
- Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How to prepare garlic
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- All matter is really energy condensed to a slow vibration
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- How we speak matters
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
- How do you make a life matter?
- It's just a matter of eliminating obstacles
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- Creation vs. evolution is all a matter of musical taste
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- size doesn't matter
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Only a matter of time
- The horrible realization that you don't matter
- Matter Rephasing
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
- this is how i'm going to die.
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- No matter where you go, there you are
- What I deduced from his reading matter
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- How to calculate the heat produced by radioactive decay
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- you know that I'm just a deadboy
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- exotic matter
- What's the matter NOW?
- Making the Movies XXIII Musical Matters in Motion Picture Producing
- Electromagnetic Television Broadcast Dying: Does it Matter?
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- people for whom religion is mostly a matter of chance
- A Matter of Timing
- The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
- Spring doesn't care about you at all
- A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- matter
- Not that it matters
- When Pride Still Mattered
- What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- We were all thinking it, I just said it
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- I am the princess guarded by dragons, snorting and grumbling and rumbling in wagons
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- News for noders. Stuff that matters. (superdoc)
- Everything is true and nothing matters
- Making the Movies XXV "Reel" Money Matters
- Rain is always the same, no matter where you are
- A Discourse by Three Drunkards on Government
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- She is all I am listening to here
- All words are meant poetically. Else we'd all just point and possibly grunt.
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm just sayin'
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- What's the matter with kids today?
- Herbs for legal matters
- grey matter
- Finding air where matter once was
- I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- How old are you?
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- Celestial Matters
- Exotic and Dark Matter
- There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
- your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- And they all just stood and stared
- I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
- They just kind of went away
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- A Few Matters of Form
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- The sordid matter of jungle gyms
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
- Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- What's the matter?
- Morality is a matter of daily choices, not of overriding precepts.
- The Secret Beyond Matter
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- About all that went wrong
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
- Matter Compiler
- small matter of programming
- The only band that matters
- Degenerate matter
- an old lady's three wishes
- The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- we can all just be around other people
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
- every day and in every way I am getting better and better
- This is an old tradition that I just made up
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- matter out of place
- Detecting an attacker's IP address hidden by backscatter
- Aperture matters
- It matters
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
- How the Devil Married Three Sisters
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