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• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was a homeless bum
• That Was The Week That Was
• Tomorrow I was
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• The rest was not perfected
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• that was quick (user)
• In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Written in Disgust of Vulgar Superstition
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• November 4, 1995
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• Was it something I said?
• I was alive again
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was never broken
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• I was raised by the French government
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• With him it was always like
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• The tyranny of the written word
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was promised flying cars
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• I was a Difficult Child
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Raleigh Was Right
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I wish I was a fish
• The beginning was the end
• Cain was the first technologist
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• every noder was once a normal human
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• notes written by hand
• Vancouver, Washington
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• if music were a woman
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I was born this way
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Gizmo was insane
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When I was ten years old
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• I was Christian for a day
• Judi Bari
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• I was a teenage Overlord
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Baby I Was Lonely (user)
• what was it (user)
• There was no one waiting for me...
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• Written with a Diamond on her Window at Woodstock
• Stanzas, Written between Dover and Calais
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• There was an old lady
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• More than he was willing to give
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The world was black and white
• Odysseus was not lying
• How America was mapped
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeņo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Day the World was about to End
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• I was disillusioned
• When were the gospels written?
• Plays are made not written
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• It was all I could do not to cry
• I was in a commercial once
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Was Born Yesterday
• and there was this girl
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• When she was bad
• It was just a crush
• Which was what we wanted
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• This node was made for you and me
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• God was into threesomes, Father, Son, and Ghost
• Kafka's written kisses
• how many lines of code have you written?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• This Was Your Life
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Was it ever there?
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• It was not death, for I stood up
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Truth was in that mountain

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