• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• You just don't get it
• Don't do that then!
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• If you can say something nice, do
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I still don't even know you
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Why do you want to get married?
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• How do you get there?
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I don't know what to do with you
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Rape committed by women
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• Do you want to get slapped?
• something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Companies that still do animal testing
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• The dos and don'ts of brain-in-a-jar technology
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Stoned music memories
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• You, standing
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Do something
• a couch is something you get on Craigslist, something that comes and goes
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Stop asking for peace and do something
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• You Do Something To Me
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I don't get it
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• I don't believe in anything
• I don't know what else to do
• A reason to do something
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• What're we gonna do tomorrow night, Brain?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Do you still want your first universe?
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• We Still Do Magic
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• emotions others don't get to see
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Craving a smoke
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• its not something you can practice, its just something you must do
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• How to get mugged
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How to get an A on your English paper
• do not disturb
• Buy Music - E2 Gets Money (document)
• I do not see her
• Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
• do it
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Do the Right Thing
• Fuck this, let's go get a drink
• How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• Magnets and monitors
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• I do not like the radio man.
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• In Which Ethel Gao's Adventure Gets Off To A Good Start
• Do what you will. I will
• Brothers Gonna Work It Out
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• do without
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Put Something In
• What would Machiavelli do?
• something classy (user)
• How do you make God laugh?
• There's Something Going On
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• How Do I Love?
• How to know if something is worth doing
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young
• Air Do
• The Running, Jumping and Standing Still Film
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?

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