Findings:
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- This is how fat women should treat each other
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- They Love Each Other
- Double your theatre wages without really trying
- how we treat each other
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to appreciate jazz without really trying
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- How to keep salvia legal
- How to Keep Playing Music In College
- Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- How to wear a great kilt
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- I like you too
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- How to fit pants without trying them on
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Read, Sweet, How Others Strove
- How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
- How to fit in with the other nonconformists
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
- I'd like some dreams too
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- How to drive safely and not piss off other drivers
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Hurting Each Other
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- How to seem smarter than you really are
- They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- Rape committed by women
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
- Wear Your Love Like Heaven
- Chipirones en su tinta
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- With how sad steps, O Moon, thou climb'st the skies!
- They say it's never too late
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- They really are some out there
- To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
- What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- I like my breasts the way they are
- play dumb
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- Candide and Martin, While Thus Reasoning with Each Other, Draw Near to the Coast of France
- Kick up dust in the ruins of each other's souls
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
- How do ya like them apples?
- Keeping your sugar daddy
- Sounding like a child
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Mean tricks little kids play on each other
- Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
- They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- Two stick figures leaning towards each other, heads touching
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I wear my loneliness like a broken shell
- the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- How M&M's are really made
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- Like a really good sex
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How to unfelt a felted sweater
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- Part One: We Learn from Each Other
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- how to keep your child safe with a stranger
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- Things you give people that they keep
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- A kind of calm like no other
- How the heart really works
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- Why dogs sniff each other's tails
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- How we see others
- seedless grapes
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How to seem dumber than you really are
- How To Keep Your Hose Kink Free
- We are all shadows colliding into each other
- Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- They hum like angels
- She tastes like gingerbread, too.
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- You like me, you really like me!
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- A jar labeled "pieces of string - too small to keep"
- not like the other girls
- It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- How to kiss like a ninja
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- What life after death will really be like
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
- just because they never bothered to really do
- It is sad how many were torn off
- Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- kikoy
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- Automobile tire pressure
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How to eat a banana and keep your dignity
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How everything is like starship troopers
- How do you write like that?
- The fire in the sky, the fire in your hand, the sad songs without bodies, surrounding us like ghosts
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