Findings:

• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• size doesn't matter
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Life in the American business world
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• national drink
• Everybody's free (to Drink Alcohol)
• Drink yourself to hobo heaven!
• Getting rid of the foam on a soft drink
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• Only a matter of time
• Making the Movies XXIII Musical Matters in Motion Picture Producing
• Marriage is not a personal matter
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Is language innate or learned?
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• Soup first, or noodles first?
• fold or crumple
• Prose or Poetry?
• Crustless spinach or broccoli quiche
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• pets or meat
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
• My car es El Coche Magnifico, or: The Oregon Trail Rally eats my dust
• Bismarck or Britain?
• Hamburg or Veggieburg?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• Uses for Empty Nodes or Nodeshells
• gsn or? (user)
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
• He doesn't bite
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• the river doesn't need a name to drown you
• Simple Banana Peanut Butter Protein Drink
• Drink eight glasses of water a day
• Always accept an offered drink
• long drinks
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Our way or the highway
• Spit or swallow?
• Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• By hook or by crook
• The Manner of Procedure in Administrative Recourse and in the Removal or Transfer of Parish Priests
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• Colour or Country
• Similarities between Stargate and Atlantis: The Lost Empire- Coincidence or plagiarism?
• Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
• Camp Orr
• A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
• Ready Or Not
• Not from the head
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• I need your pain or I will not live
• Recipe for Making Love, or Catullus made BASIC
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Sycophant or Psychopomp: such is the Quandary
• The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• PGP: Happy Birthday To You
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• Take the Drink
• I will never drink root beer again
• The dot-com drink special
• Cars & Girls & Drinks & Songs
• If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
• exotic matter
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Celestial Matters
• It's just a matter of eliminating obstacles
• Matter of Rome
• Bad command or file name
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
• EF or FF?
• Is it love or infatuation?
• Charivari or Skimmingtons
• Give In, Or Give Up
• Are you a Visigoth or an Ostrogoth?
• Screw vs. bolt
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• Jean-Claude Romand
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• What is a sealed indictment? Or, the case of the missing third Duke lacrosse player.
• Treat... or a trick?
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• birthday
• Today is my birthday
• Job's Birthday
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• Don't Drink the Water
• Caribbean Drink Recipes
• Drink Cultura
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• How to get a drink named after you
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• fact of the matter

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