Findings:

• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• I am blind when I want to be
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It will be good when I am leader
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• It's Hard to be Humble
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Be a Great You
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• When you're alone
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• I look better when I am wet
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• You're never around when I need you
• You know you're a geek when...
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Since when am I a size 6?
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• why am i me, and you're you?
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When am I an adult?
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• There are times when they seem to be right
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• Work hard. Be strong.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• When or Not, Make it Great
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• When the great recorder comes
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• When you're home alone
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• When I am King
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• When I am dead, my dearest
• When I am an old woman
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• When I am stronger than now
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I am most faithless when I most am true.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• You're too young to be so old
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• You're too good to be human
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Work hard and be nice
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When shall I be free?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• reformatting hard drives at 2 AM
• When I am an old man

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