• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• blondes have more fun
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• I love you but I have to let you go
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• how many lines of code have you written?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• How to have an out of body experience
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Art has an actual purpose
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• How we have grown apart
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Sex with a chicken
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• How to have an epileptic fit
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Dumpster diving for fun and profit
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• How to make sports games more fun
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Sex in a small car
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• How to "Have People"
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• How can an atheist have morals?
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• How the mighty have fallen
• I know I have been dreaming
• You, standing
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• i know you are but what am i
• Sex for fun
• Gangster Fun
• Fun ways to annoy your Chief in the US Navy
• This isn't fun anymore
• Pebbles Vol 4: Summer Means Fun
• Fun Jen
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Do what you have to do
• Where the streets have no name
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• Knots I have known and loved
• Stoned music memories
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• What pornos would have us believe
• And All That Could Have Been
• Penis for a day
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Fireplace accessories
• They could have saved Kevin
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• the dreams that should have died
• painting stars that have come to be
• based on events that may have happened
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• May I Have This Dance?
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• less fun than the packaging
• Staple Gun Fun
• Math for Fun and Profit
• hydrofluoric acid poisoning
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Have a nice day
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I have the power
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Khaled Islambouli
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Lefties who have no sense of humour

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