• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Shit or Go Blind
• same shit different day
• The pen is mightier than the sword
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• bigger than Elvis
• Hard drive space is coming down in price faster than equivalent backup equipment
• Hit Song Ideas: Subject material *other* than self
• Smarter than the average bear
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Why the sun shines more brightly than the moon
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• The penis mightier than the sword
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• but not this Sunday
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• A shadow, and a smouldering cigarette butt
• E2 Gathering: In the Land of the Midday Sun
• Buts (user)
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• butt bongos
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• And in that brief moment, I indeed felt cool
• Cool ass babe
• Dollar auction
• I didn't always have this cool job
• Cool Biz
• surya cool (user)
• eating disorder
• Diary of an Eating Disorder
• Competitive eating
• munching
• Reality is shit, and cyberspace is god
• Shit fire and save matches
• Everything is made of water and sunlight and shit
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• Beer is better for you than milk
• Indier than thou
• Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• Theory of Relativity for Dummies
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• than bauk
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• but
• answer: all but two
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Beer butt chicken
• Trust but verify
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• but (user)
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• not equals, but similar
• Not with a bang but a whimper
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• dictated but not read
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Page of Cool (superdoc)
• Rule of Cool
• University jobs are cool
• Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place: episode 2
• Ain't It Cool News
• thats cool (user)
• LANE IS COOL (user)
• Kite Eating Tree
• pussy willow
• I wish I could invent shit
• Uncontrollable moody shit mode
• Shit oozes downwards
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• How not to transmit information faster than light speed
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• You're more than welcome
• Rebeca Martinez
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• More than we bargained for
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Monkey Butt!
• Free but worthless shares
• but aren't we all
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Tanks But No Tanks
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I am but higher
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• the impossible is hard, but not impossible
• cool nodelet (nodelet)
• free stuff is always cool
• Cool The Engines
• Pages of Cool for April 2001
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• Eating Diamond Mush
• Eating Water Hyacinths
• Pussy Galore (user)
• Piece of shit car
• The shit we ate
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• More than dream?
• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• Stranger Than Fiction
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• Is it bigger than a breadbox?
• Better than Sex
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies

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