Findings:
- Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- Don't wait up for me
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Don't Blame Me
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't stand so close to me
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- don't spend it all in one place
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Hit me up
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Don't leave me alone
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- Don’t give up the ship!
- Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
- So, which one of you is the man?
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- That one makes me scream, she said
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
- Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Dream a Little Dream of Me
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Don't Pass Me By
- try to summon the dream once more
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- So much it scares me
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Fold Me Up
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- Don't you dare nurture me!
- Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Three Dreams, One Weekend
- One thing you don't want is a thaw
- Don't Deny Me (user)
- Beam Me Up, Scotty
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- So help me God
- Allow yourself no dreams
- If you're hungry, blame me
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- the dream itself isn't so terrifying
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Make me one with everything
- Man with one leg shoe dream man
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- give me one night to show the savage
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- 80s music made me gay
- So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- dream up
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
- don't try to find words
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Think not of it, sweet one, so
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- These go to eleven
- Dreams last for so long
- We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- I wake up so energized
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- I never dreamed I'd need so many people
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Lifetimes are catching up with me
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- So funny you will piss yourself laughing
- Experience tells me not to try
- Have One On Me
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Don't call me white
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- One up
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- If No One Will Love Me
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Don't let me die nervous
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Sweep me up
- "Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream"
- your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- so save me (user)
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- Her hair, tangled
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Let me dream if I want to
- holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- let's try me (user)
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
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