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• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Don't Blame Me
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't wait up for me
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• No one touches me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• me so cute (user)
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Dont come near me (user)
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't give up your day job
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• feline allergies
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't leave me alone
• How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't give up the ship!
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• let me grow up
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• And then one day you wake up
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Blame It on Me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Dream a Little Dream of Me
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Allow yourself no dreams
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Three Dreams, One Weekend
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permanent
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Man with one leg shoe dream man
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• dream up
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Dreams last for so long
• Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• Don't call me white
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Wake me up if you still want me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• You were always so good to me
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Bitch set me up!
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't let me die nervous
• The Terminal Dreams Part One
• the way you don't look at me
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• "Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream"
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't Say You Love Me
• the dream itself isn't so terrifying
• Gays are great, so she says
• don't try to find words
• turn it up; she's on the other side of the mirror
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Don't Give Me Names
• Let me dream if I want to
• holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• Have One On Me
• Give yourself up
• Hit me up
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• They don't touch me the same way

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