• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I walk around when I'm high
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• What did you mean when you said...
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• I Love It When It Rains At Night
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• When I Was Cruel
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• Only When I Lose Myself
• When Atlas dropped the sky
• When I close my eyes, I see New York
• When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
• shards of ice fly when the strings are plucked
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• When does a dream become public domain?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• The only crime is getting caught
• Rape is a silent crime
• Contemplating crimes (that we haven't committed yet)
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• i'm reflected in your failure, i'm refracted in your collapse
• Mike Judge
• Judges 13
• Judge Dread
• Judge Mathis
• When You Come
• When's your birthday?
• When pigs fly
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Useful phrases when visiting Thailand
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• When in doubt, throw it out
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• When a Man Loves a Woman
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• When 'Omer Smote 'Is Bloomin' Lyre
• One learns the most when teaching others
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• When we are young, the body is an unexamined ecstasy
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When I Pretend to Fall
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• When is a name just a name?
• Consensual Crime
• crime against nature
• Tokyo War Crimes Tribunal
• People should stop giving crimes such cool names
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
• I'm the King of the Castle
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm not lovin' it
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Joshua Judges Ruth
• Judge Samuel Kent
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• When I left home
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• When words mean too much
• when the credits roll
• smile when you say that
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• When it's ready
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• What to do when your husband comes home
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• When sex hurts (women)
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
• When did I lose my brave little soul?
• When five senses aren't enough
• The more laws there are, the more crime there is
• Crimes of the Heart
• Crime and Punishment (e2poll)
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm feeling lucky
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm not thumbing for a lift

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