It's Kitty!

(Sung to the tune of "Windy" by The Association)

Who's nibbling on the tips of my fingers?
Who's drooling on the side of my face?
Who's got her claws dug into my flesh now?
Everyone knows it's kitty!

Who's leaping to the top of my dresser
Knocking all of my stuff to the floor?
Who's horking hairballs on my good sheets now?
Everyone knows it's kitty!

And kitty has yellow eyes
That flash when she hears houseflies
And kitty's breath makes me cry,
"Oh God, what died? (Oh God, what died?)
Dear God, what diiiiieeeed?"

Who's curling up on my pillow so cutely?
Who's got a purr that's louder than love?
Who's rubbing up against me all sweetly?
Everyone knows it's kitty!

For the Silly Songs Quest

Who's tearing up the wastebasket in the kitchen?
Strewing garbage throughout the living room?
Who's chewing fingers off my wool gloves, now?
Everyone knows it's puppy!

Who's in the garden pulling up my vegetables?
Digging holes underneath my neighbor's fence?
Who tore a gash in the liner of the pond, now?
Everyone knows it's puppy!

And puppy ate something bad!
The chocolate left out by Dad!
The vet asked, "How much has he had?"
And my bank account is sad,
(So very saaaad!)

Who gives me kisses when I get home from work
Smiling everytime I walk in the room
Who's snoring softly, warm in my lap, now?
Everyone knows it's puppy!

Join Silly Songs Quest!

Whose got colors that shine like the sun now?
Who sings a song that brightens the day?
Who is a friend who never will leave you?
Everyone knows it’s birdie!

Who teases that cat and confuses the dog now?
Whose got the paper but can’t read the page?
Whose food is cheap and doesn’t smell awful?
Everyone knows it’s birdie!

And birdie chirps to sunrise!
And birdie is always surprised!
So birdie tries and tries!
Birdie wants to spread wings and fly,
(Above the clouds!)

Whose pretty cage is a little too small now?
Whose owner can’t see the rage?
Who wants to go but can’t reach the window?
Everyone knows it’s birdie!

Silly Songs Quest

Who's peaking out from under the foliage?
Buzzing at everybody she sees?
Who zips away before you can swat her?
Everyone knows it's Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides!

Who has a hue of green that's metallic?
Who is the friend that's totally fly?
Who has those three-segmented antennae?
Everyone knows it's Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides!

And Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides has compound eyes
That see a mosaic sky
And Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides has wings to fly
Because she's a fly
(Because she's a fly)
Because she's a fly!
Because she's a flyyyyyyyyyy!

Who lives in poop and under the garbage?
Folding her wings, much lighter than hair?
Who's buzzing 'round to capture a dungball?
Everyone knows it's Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides!