• Love cookies
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Sexist jokes
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• here, but not here
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• Swing Low (But not Too Low), Sweet Chariot
• Blessed but not favored
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Creative Curses
• Creative Technology
• Viagra is not funny
• A Smile is a Funny Thing
• girls, it's really not funny
• I'm not very cool
• War is like walking off a very long cliff
• Very special episode
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• My very special writeup!
• butt set
• Every Which Way but Loose
• But my computer really IS possessed
• butt breath
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Cat Butt
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Beautiful, but wrong
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Disabled, but able to rock!
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• butt rock
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• Japanese texts and the creative story arc
• Trying to use tab completion in funny places
• funny (user)
• Baseball is a very boring sport
• Very sweet and not at all smooth
• Very high LSD dose account
• What very choice seconds.
• Butted mail
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• I'm not racist but...
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• OPSEC, counterintelligence, and vague but credible threats
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Viewpoints that is Disparaging but Alludes to Sex
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Daily creative thinking activities
• Creative Culinary (user)
• funny pages
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• Arthur, For the Very First Time
• Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
• A Very Big Bang!
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It is their very life
• But thanks for playing
• terrified but hopeful
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Not atheist, but what then?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• I am nothing but my sins
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• We said nay, we are but men
• Nobody's fault but mine
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• There is no dream but this.
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• asif butt (user)
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Creative methods of suicide
• Creative PC-DVD Remote Control
• Funny bumper stickers
• huge marketing muscle powered by VC funny money
• This isn't funny at all
• Book of Very Common Prayer
• When We Were Very Young
• O Chatterton! how very sad thy fate
• Very's
• For a moment you were very, very beautiful. And you were very well aware of it,
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• laze but (user)
• Sane but Overwhelmed (user)
• No Snakes, but We've Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Butt Science Direct (user)
• fascinating, but stupid
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• Creative writing vs. journal entries
• Japanese texts and the creative aesthetic
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
• very British
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• To Fight Aloud is Very Brave
• Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Butt shaft
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• words are cheap, but silence is a steal
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger

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