Findings:

• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• hold the mayo... in your purse while wearing all black and a ski mask
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Attention must be paid
• And Ink Shall Be Your Blood
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• don't be a girl
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• I will be silent as I wait
• Using headphones as a microphone
• The Transformers #5
• The Transformers #29
• The Kansas-Nebraska overprint issue of 1929
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• While My Guitar Gently Weeps
• What I learned while attaching my phone to the wall
• while loop
• Driving While Texting
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Be
• I know what it's like to be dead
• rather be in Philadelphia
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• I'm going to be a Dad
• No one can be totally logical
• Should I be sorry?
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• That would be me
• I Shall Not Be Moved
• How to be a backstabber
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• Hallowed Be Thy Name
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Bes
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Be that as it may
• Be Polite
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Misery waits in vague hotels to be evicted
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• All I ever wanted to be
• I want to be caught
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• How to be a street musician
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• How to be a lardass
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• I'll be in my bunk.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• meteors may be fallen angels
• If your wish be to close me
• Be Nice
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• The Transformers #13
• The Transformers #35
• Mommy, this lady's wearing Skechers!
• taking pictures in the snow wearing a bikini is the new thing
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• Free to Be, You and Me
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Never be the first to let go
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• To be rich is glorious
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Automobile tire pressure
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Be Five
• If I could be someone
• How to be a troll
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I am blind when I want to be
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Ashamed to be Australian
• The MTA That Used To Be
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Fishing may be painful
• I may not be unbreakable
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Lest Ye Be Vexed
• be (user)
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• We used to be more in sync
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Germany could not be appeased
• It will be good when I am leader
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Be a mannequin today be a model tomorrow
• headphone
• The Big Issue
• The Transformers #23
• Slaves and stray dogs: Christianity and the issue of free choice
• pet issue
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• Is it safe to run X while 'apt-get upgrade'ing?
• Committing suicide in prison
• Gather ye rosebuds while ye may
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• play dumb
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• it'll be on the test
• You might be a moogle...
• It's OK to be a healthy geek
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower

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