Findings:
- Islam rejects violence as a method to gain power
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- The best line I ever used
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- pointless HTML in email
- Will I ever know?
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- the hottest it has ever been
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Ever Falling (user)
- The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
- Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- The last dog I ever gave my entire heart to break
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- Will to Power
- I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
- happily ever after
- Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Dischord Recording Artists
- Best smoke I've ever had
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
- For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Ever felt that?
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain that Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- God has no free will
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- The first bear I ever saw
- The Road Goes Ever On
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- I will remember this quote for future use
- They all lived happily ever after
- The worst name ever
- The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I've been smoking ever since
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- did you ever wonder (user)
- The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
- It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
- the truest thing you've ever heard
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Ever Onward
- evers (user)
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- Will Power
- How we use violence
- ever
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The first dollar I ever made
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- Don't work at a golf course
- the only comfort we could ever have
- My most disturbing dream ever
- This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
- Worst episode ever
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- What ever happened to Prince Charming?
- The harshest winter ever
- Could man be drunk for ever
- The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- Was it ever there?
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The greatest drill command ever
- Jeane, if you're ever in Portland
- Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
- power violence
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The worst ending ever
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- MissJadeStar and the biggest ever MFC tip
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It has a design factor of two.
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- Tinker to Evers to Chance
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- the moon versus us ever sleeping together again
- Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
- Using Power Management on Windows XP's welcome screen
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Diary of a dot-commer
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
- The worst job interview ever
- The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
- If I ever lose my legs
- The shortest detective story ever
- The Ever Swirling Inevitability of DLC
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The Best Feeling Ever
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
- Ever thus to deadbeats
- the oldest kitchen ever (room)
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- The most confusing bet ever
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
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