• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Is Deckard a replicant?
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• mrs sally (user)
• mr nice guy (user)
• Mr Spectacles
• mrs mohan (user)
• mr malone (user)
• Mr Marx (user)
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
• fold or crumple
• Letters or Symbols?
• Crustless spinach or broccoli quiche
• My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
• make or break
• Trolling is a form of art
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Girl gangstas
• exhaust or muffler repair
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• An American in Tours
• 206
• Transferring to a new university or college
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know.
• Vote Or Die (e2poll)
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Black box testing
• caloric testing
• imm
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not gay
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Lesbian Sex Mafia
• Lesbian Angel (user)
• Mr. Handford
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• Mr Happy
• The Musings of Mr. Bear
• Mr. Lincoln's Dream
• Mr. Fantasy
• Mr. Scruff
• Mred (user)
• Good night, Mr. Tom
• Mr Magoo
• Mr. Belvedere
• Mr. Universe
• MR+
• MR G (user)
• Mr kashif (user)
• The unfortunate attentions of Mr. Guntherson
• mr Sat night (user)
• mr. crawford (user)
• Mrs. Grames (user)
• Mrs. Renfro and R.W. Garcia
• Mr. Vukovich's Cats
• and/or
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• Herbs to recover lost or stolen items
• Wilsonville, Oregon
• W, or the Memory of a Childhood
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• odd or even
• Why putting ~/bin or . in your $PATH is a bad idea
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• ROCK or STONE (user)
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• serendipity, or something like it
• Cake or Death
• a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Sycophant or Psychopomp: such is the Quandary
• Mathematical skill testing question
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm lovin' it
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm Not There
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• Discovering Your Inner Tantric Lesbian
• Lesbian ass-licking
• Mr. Show
• Mr. Miyagi
• Mr Ignorant (user)
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• Mr. Submarine
• Mr. and Mrs. Cooper
• Mrs. Dash
• Mr. Trickster (user)
• Mr Plod
• Mr. Teapot
• Mr. Lincoln comforts a friend, February 3, 1842
• mr playtoy (user)
• God bless you, Mr. Oostendorp
• mr roboto (user)
• Mr. Quantum (user)
• Mr. Yuck

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