Findings:

• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Be a model or just look like one
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You won't see me at the wedding
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• She just looks at me
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• me or the gun
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Just to see what it would be like
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• It's Me or the Dog
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• it's just me (user)
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• What Playboy taught me just now
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• give me the truth or nothing
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• People just expect things from me
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• it's still just me in here
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• You can see right through me
• Drugs Or Me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I see the sea and the sea sees me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• What did you See in Me?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Those I protect see me as a monster.
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Just Me (user)
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• Just Empty Every Pocket
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• show me the banana
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Just call me fluffy
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• If you could see me cry
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• See Me Through Part II
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• See Me, Feel Me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• The Big Banana
• Banana Rum Punch
• banana sandwich
• Bananas in Pyjamas
• Banana Strawberry Smoothie
• Banana & Walnut Cake
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Super-easy scrummy bananas
• Banana Girl (user)
• banana label
• banana trick
• Screw diapers, your kids are gonna need tire swings and bananas, Monkey Boy
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.

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