• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Eat shit or puke trying
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• give me the truth or nothing
• It's Me or the Dog
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Shit or get off the pot
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• She just looks at me
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• I'm Just Me (user)
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Just Let Me Breathe
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• People just expect things from me
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Shit or Go Blind
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• it's just me (user)
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Just call me fluffy
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Just Me (user)
• Drugs Or Me
• Be a model or just look like one
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Pandora sent it to me, C.O.D.
• You know you want me, baby!
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Camille Paglia, date rape, and me
• its me (user)
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• Before Me
• Delirious with me, rhapsodize
• U READY 4 ME (user)
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• legend of me (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• edit me (user)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Never Let Me Go
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• It's just not cricket
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Our way or the highway
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• Bikini or thong?
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Just Jen (user)
• Or something (user)
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• Victim or the Crime
• Portland, Oregon Gay District
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Just a Bunch of Disks
• Falling through a Christmas tree, or the anti-semitic subtext of Yuletide joy
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• just a little bit
• Black or Blue
• Tierra o Muerte: Land or Death
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• It's Just a Cold
• Flavour or presentation?
• To drive or not to drive
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• ROCK or STONE (user)
• So Sue Me
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• Drink Me
• serendipity, or something like it
• You remind me of the Babe
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• plain sailing or not
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Hooker or Trophy Wife?
• Return to me
• Tomorrow Belongs to Me
• to exorcise or not to exorcise?
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I don't give a shit
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Portland, Maine
• How to scare the shit out of someone

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