Findings:

• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• You can see right through me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• What did you See in Me?
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Not just a happy ending
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• You won't see me at the wedding
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• me or the gun
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Just call me fluffy
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Just Empty Every Pocket
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• She just looks at me
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• See Me Through Part II
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• give me the truth or nothing
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• It's Me or the Dog
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I see the sea and the sea sees me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Those I protect see me as a monster.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Drugs Or Me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Be a model or just look like one
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• just hold me, and let me weep
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Just to see what it would be like
• Just Me (user)
• People just expect things from me
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• show me the banana
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• I'm Just Me (user)
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• it's just me (user)
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Just Let Me Breathe
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• it's still just me in here
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• What Playboy taught me just now
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• See Me, Feel Me
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• If you could see me cry
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH

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