• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Drugs Or Me
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Just call me fluffy
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• If you could see me cry
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Love Me or Leave Me
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Just Empty Every Pocket
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• it's just me (user)
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• I'm Just Me (user)
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Not just a happy ending
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Just Let Me Breathe
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I see the sea and the sea sees me
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Just to see what it would be like
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• She just looks at me
• See Me, Feel Me
• It's Me or the Dog
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• You can see right through me
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• give me the truth or nothing
• Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
• People just expect things from me
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• Just Me (user)
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• See Me Through Part II
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• You had me at hello
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• banana pepper
• me so cute (user)
• Banana Bread
• College sucked for me too
• Red banana
• Greyhound, carry me home
• banana hammock
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Happy Rhodes
• My backyard considers me
• Happy Talk
• The king is to me
• Click Happy
• Turning me down is the new sleeping with me
• In the Happy Isles
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Trigger Happy
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• Happy slapping
• How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• Exclusive Or
• A vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Destiny or Free Will?
• Just A Touch
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Just a Closer Walk with Thee
• Is this the last four years or what?
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• The Ballot or the Bullet
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Superheroes and Supervillains are Inherently Gay or Deviant
• I've got your Appalachian Aftermath... RIGHT HERE.
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• I never seek shelter, just wait for the storm
• Portland, Oregon Chinatown

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