• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• An M pretending to be an S
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
• Information wants to be free
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• The Right To Be Offensive
• The right to be wrong
• I'll never be the other woman
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• How to be telekinetic
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Fit to be tied
• It Could Always Be Worse
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Attention must be paid
• And Ink Shall Be Your Blood
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The man who refused to be King
• God must be living in the sea.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How to be a Better Person
• cop a feel
• Kindergarten Cop
• The Adventures of Brew Swillis, Action Cop Extraordinaire.
• The loser zone
• The revolution will not be televised
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I want to be sexy too!
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Things that could be
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I want to be a cog
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• How the Moon Came to Be
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• Overpopulation won't be a problem
• This is a place to be wary of
• be advised
• It should not be this complicated
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Be Bop Deluxe
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• How to be a street musician
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• How to be a lardass
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• I'll be in my bunk.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• you just might be evil
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Let us be our own pornographers
• Death It Be
• Cop Rock
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• cop (user)
• let the loser melt
• I never thought it would be like this
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The Be
• How to be anonymous
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Be gua
• Here be Cows
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• So you want to be a DJ?
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• may you be granted a purple robe
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Let's Be Childish
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Training to be a RIT team
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Fishing may be painful
• I may not be unbreakable
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Lest Ye Be Vexed
• be (user)
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Information wants to be paid
• You are nice... be careful with that
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• Mall cops
• The cops and me
• Bad Loser (user)
• Don't Be Afraid
• I just want to be friends
• you had to be there
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You might be a Michigander
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will always be weird inside
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed

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