It states that the horsepower of a guy's car engine is inversely proportional to the size of his penis. This is probaly some kind of an attempt to compensate for an undersized member by driving a flashy sports car.

Closely related is the Inverse VU theory which applies the same principle to the power of his car stereo amplifiers.

Remember this and smirk the next time you are crossing the street and nearly get run down by a maniac jock in a souped up chevelle with amps that could power half of Chicago. He's probably hung like a gnat.

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