• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• I have failed
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• Education has failed
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I may or may not have been naked
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Cats don't have brakes
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• we have to talk
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• Could you have danced with me?
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have become furniture in your life
• Making islands to have new seashores
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I appear to have been misinformed
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• the dreams that should have died
• painting stars that have come to be
• based on events that may have happened
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• task lighting
• fail miserably
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Names have power
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Why I want to have children
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Have brain, will travel
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Have Blue
• What pornos would have us believe
• And All That Could Have Been
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• You have no power over me
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• Why don't I have votes today?
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• The Monkeys Have Trouble
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• computers have no feelings
• Tik-Tok Tackles a Tough Task
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny
• failed state
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• How the mighty have fallen
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• What do I have of my mother's?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The Hills Have Eyes
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I could have been one of a two
• I want to have known
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• What I have learned from being fired
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Have you argued for a false truth?
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Task wage
• Failed eBusiness collectibles
• Wang Cock Fail
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have a friend
• I really have to do you now
• I have more stories about trains for you
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• have an easy fast
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• I used to have so many dreams
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Repetitive, menial tasks vs. Customer service
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• What have you been smoking?
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• People have fucked up before
• I have never felt more alive
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Finding out you have cancer
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• It could have been me
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• AES may have been broken
• You, standing
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Not tonight, I have a headache
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• I might have, once.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.

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