Findings:

• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• In the Event of an Actual Emergency
• We're all Borf in the End
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• We're all such products
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• We're all in this together
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• The pyre-light licks you as if you were an ice sculpture. Are all members of your sisterhood finished with bevels?
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• We're All Mad Here
• We're all still very different
• Were you here at all?
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• In all that you never were
• and things we're all too young to know
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• we're all entitled to nationalism
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• We're screwed, my friends
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• All is lost
• Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory
• All My Circuits
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• The big red Everything2 Emergency Stop Button
• Emergency!
• Home Hospital Emergency Room
• Javascript events
• twin halves of one august event
• Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
• Tractor screw
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• If This Were a Movie
• It's a jailbreak; we're free.
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• The Shoes That Were Danced to Pieces
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• The clouds were noisy and in the way
• We were the young lovers before despair
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• I have spent all night paging you
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Kids that age think they know it all
• To the Jews of All Countries
• Butterflies and Honey and all things sweet
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• All Things Must Pass
• All that innocence, shot to hell
• All Hallow's Eve cakes
• Long Haired Preachers
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• All About Us
• God's is the Earth and all on it
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• what are all those long dead ancient masters up to now?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• all your faults in me
• The horror story to end all horror stories
• Djinn of All Deserts
• all hysterics and bombast
• for this reason we must burn all art
• Hard to starboard, all ahead flank
• A node to end all nice guy nodes for stupid girly nice guys
• What to do if all your friends are losers
• it's all just symbol manipulation
• thinking murderous thoughts towards all
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• JohnnyCab Emergency Override Procedure
• Emergency Repair Disk
• Event One
• US Policy on the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty
• epee tip screws
• screw some tart, raise more robots
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• It hurt when we were pruned
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• To Jane: "The Keen Stars Were Twinkling"
• Mistakes were made
• Mistakes we knew we were making
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• The sun shone all night
• You nonconformists are all alike
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Wayfarers All
• Allergic to the city and all the things in it
• All that is left is an unhappy ending
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• All Things Scottish
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• 7 Trillion and counting: This is all Dilbert's fault
• Where have all the poets gone?
• all my pumpkin love
• All Souls' College, Oxford
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• The innate preference of all animals for novelty
• all the crooked secrets we keep in the cupboard
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• read all instructions before beginning
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• the hugest, dirtiest, most cynical, most intelligence-insulting and, above all, most fraudulently profitable lie in audio
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• All these words are wrong
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• We are all extras in some famous person's life.
• DEFENSE EMERGENCY
• Performing an emergency tracheostomy
• Convention for the Protection of Cultural Property in the Event of Armed Conflict
• Winter 2009 Quests and Events (document)
• Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• We're Only In It For The Money
• We're all doing just fine
• We're, Where, Were
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• We're getting married
• We're sprouting wings, metamorphosing, speaking in tongues
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• were wolf pop (user)
• Why were we created?
• we're living in bread that's still being baked
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• One letter can make all the difference
• All For Me Grog
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Against All Authority
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• All Round My Hat
• A rising tide lifts all boats
• All Hallows
• All Media Guide
• Children are the same all around the world

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