Findings:

• they never found the body
• death passed him by
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Today I found a sparrow near death
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• something I found last night
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• First They Came
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• they fired carbon at the statue
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• Things never were what they used to be
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• They gave you a heart, they gave you a name
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• they say
• Laurel Canyon
• Death By Chocolate
• Chromatic Death
• John Lennon, The Hippie Fanboy, Death, and "Gimme Some Truth"
• death squad
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• Death Of Severus, Tyranny Of Caracalla, Usurpation
• Stoicism on Death and Dying
• Love And Death
• Death by Soy
• The Black Death Part 10: Religion
• Death Match
• Death and the Chicken
• Simple methods for conversing with those suffering from death
• electric death
• Women's Battalion of Death
• The death of the uncarved block
• A Death in the Nodegel
• Death From Above 1979
• The Sultana Disaster: Death on the Mississippi
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Allergy or Intolerance: The Culinary Difference Between Life and Death
• Death Crobat (user)
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• Beautiful death
• The Life and Death of Stu ManChu (part 2)
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Lost and Found (user)
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• I didn't want him
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
• As Nature Made Him
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• To Know Him Is to Love Him
• Professionals HATE him!
• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
• First Line, Last Line
• I spent last night searching for a body
• The Last Generation
• the last lesson
• The Last Picture Show
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• The Last Poets
• This lasted for about two days
• Last Best Chance
• Last Minute Airline Ticket (user)
• Last Call at the Lounge
• In The Last Moments
• cat haters
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• You stole what they would have given you
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They shared a love of impermanence, briefly
• They swam in disrupted alphabets
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• They brought arcane sorcery; I brought bullets and homemade explosives
• Bryce Canyon National Park
• Glen Canyon Dam
• Southern Death Cult
• Payable on Death
• Usenet Death Penalty
• you make me think of death
• death march
• Death on an autumn night
• Pink Death
• Experiences with Death
• Death Blow
• life through death
• Death From Above
• Love and Death on Long Island
• Life, death and Internet taxes
• Death of a Stuffed Bunny
• Cot Death Chris (user)
• death board
• Governor George Ryan on the commutation of Illinois death sentences
• Death by tomato leaves
• The Death of Nathaniel Hawthorne
• Until death do us part
• Death toll likely to rise
• In the midst of life we are in death
• The twin aims of the Death Eaters
• thou owest God a death
• Death: all sorts.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• Dumb and Dumber
• how Wiener found his way home
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
• Contemplating the Erectile Tissue Found in Nasal Passages
• It's never him
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• The last cigarette before you start smoking again
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• The seizure I had last night
• I spent all of last night dancing on graves
• Selected Last Statements Of Executed Texan Criminals
• Blood: The Last Vampire
• One Last Time
• Y: The Last Man
• 3-Way Tie (for Last)
• Kraven's Last Hunt
• Last Avenue.uk (user)
• The Last Colony
• last born (user)
• The Last Time I Committed Suicide
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• Using "they" in the singular
• They really are some out there
• No, they are not stupid
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• soft through the waves they roll
• Canyon (user)
• The heat death of the Universe

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